Women about Men

1. Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
2. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
3. Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
4. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals”
5. Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor
6. A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ”I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman replies, ”I’ll miss you…”