Mini Red Light District

You know what a red light district is? right? For this idea you’re going to put together a mini one in your bedroom.

First, put 1000 dollars of Monopoly money in an envelope by the door, title it “money to burn”. Make sure its put in a pocket.

Here’s how you go about constructing a red light district. 1. Get a red light bulb. 2. Throw on a skimpy outfit. 3. Use this line  ”Hey handsome, looking for a good time?”

When your honey bunny comes over they’ll walk into a newly-sexified bedroom sexily lit with candles, soft music, you looking amazing, and a menu of your services, with the $1,000 in Monopoly money if you choose to give it then or before.

The menu is made up earlier, on your printer, like a floozy menu and its a list of all the fun things they can buy with their $1,000 like:

1. 10-minute foot massage: $100
2. 30-minute full body massage: $300
3. Kissing them all over for 5 minutes: $100
4. Washing their hair: $150
5. Taking a bath together: $300
6. Creative use of ice cubes: $200
7. Body painting: $250

And you can come up with other ideas that you know each other like.

Kisses everywhere?

Absolutely one of my most memorable dates! We went to an all day jazz festival in the early summer. We were in the early weeks of our love blooming. We thought it would be interesting and fun to find places on each other that we hadn’t kissed and then we had to kiss each other there. And we were in public, in a huge arena. So we had to find places we could kiss without being arrested.
Well we found about 72 new places and Wow it was delicious too. Its been a lot of years since then but it feels like yesterday.

The best romantic movies to watch together:

When Harry Met Sally

Moonstruck

Manhattan

Arthur

The Apartment

Hannah and her Sisters

It Could Happen to You
Keeping the Faith
She’s Gotta Have It
The Age of Innocence
Somewhere in Time
The Notebook

A Novel Idea

Send her a romance novel (my favorite author is Shana Abe) and tell her you’re going to have give her your own version of a romance novel tonight.

Your own version of “The Incredible Journey”

Ooooooh.

Post

Put post-it notes on the bathroom mirror.

“X O X O X O”

“Looking forward to tonight”

Compliments about the night before, or…

Enticement to find out what’s next in store for them!

Toasting

It was really simple. I took her to dinner, but I just took the time to write her a toast before I picked her up. A toast like when you take your first sip of a drink. It just told her how special she was and that I wanted the relationship to go on forever. She melted. It wasn’t long; it was all about her, and what she meant to me, and what she’s done for me.

Hot Play List

Some ‘hot’ song suggestions:
Heat Wave by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas;
Hot, Hot, Hot;
Kenny Loggins-Keep the Fire;
Elvis’ Burnin’ Love;
Hot Legs; Night Fever;
Foreigner’s Hot Blooded;
Kevin Lyttle’s Fever (or Beyonce’s version or Bruce Springstein’s version);
Saturday Night Fever’s Disco Inferno;
Billy Idol’s Hot in the City;
Hot Fun in the Summertime;
Ohio Express’ Fire;
Simply Red-You’re the Fire.
Or some Red Hot Chilly Peppers, Earth, Wind and Fire or Spice Girls. 

For the night to go on, watch,  Inferno, Saturday Night Fever, or some fun movie like that.

A HOT date idea

Call it hot days of summer, “Cinco de Mayo” or “Saturday Night Fever” but make an invitation for your date for the hot date Saturday night.
Tell him/her where, when, and what to wear-something cool because it’s a HOT date.
Tell them to put the invite on the fridge and think about it all week.

Decorate your place with reds and orange colored napkins, table cloths or placemats. Use lots of candles.  Have red hots and hot tamale’s sprinkled around.

Start the date with a Spicy Hot Martini:  5oz gin, 1 oz vermouth; 15 drops Tabasco sauce.
Make Spicy food (heat to your date’s desire).
While you are cooking dinner, have your “Hot Play list” playing.