Things women do that freak men out

Female habits that really freak men out according to Glamour Magazine:

• Women wearing uncomfortable shoes.
• Doing sad things on purpose.
• Reading your guy’s horoscope.
• Asking hypothetical questions.
• Making the bed.

First Date Checklist

Do 12 out of 12 and you got a chance!

1. Be yourself
2. Carry gum, Altoids, etc.
3. Use etiquette
4. Dress with finesse/thought/pride
5. Confirm the night before
6. Make the offer to pay
7. Take the focus off yourself
8. Listen
9. Make eye contact
10. Know where you parked your car
11. Know current events
12. Keep off topics of Politics, Sex, Religion

Let me out – It’s time to move on!

The warning signs:

• You fight over nothing.
• You’re not as affectionate.
• You don’t see what you ever saw in this person.
• You decide all your friends were right and you were wrong.
• If there ever was sex, it’s stopped.
• More time passes between dates.
• There are longer and longer silences.
• You are more tempted by others.
• You look for excuses to be alone.
• You take separate vacations.
• You don’t return calls.

Splitsville!

How do you know it’s Love?

Here are the ‘tells’

• You actually want to meet the parents.
• You’re willing to explain why you don’t want to date others.
• You’ll ditch your little black book.
• You breathe easier when he/she is around.
• You hum love songs under your breath.
• You’re full of energy.
• You’re willing to go somewhere you hate.
• You’re willing to save if you’re a spendthrift and spend if you’re a chintzy.
• The idea of doing nothing together sounds terrific.

Now that’s love!

Dating Do’s – Part Deux

Dating do’s:

• Know current events, and not just celebrity stuff.
• Remember where you parked your car.
• Listen.
• Let your date know you enjoyed the evening. And, if you’d like to go out again-say so.
• Make eye contact.
• Listen.
• Take the focus off yourself.
• Make a genuine offer to pay (girls and guys)
• Kiss goodnight if you’re feeling it.
• Confirm the night before.
• Dress with finesse.
• Listen.
• Use classic etiquette.
• Carry gum or mints.
• Be yourself.

Women’s Vocabulary

Nine words women use and their true meaning!

“Fine”   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to be quiet.

“Five Minutes”  If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is really only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

“Nothing”   This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.

“Go ahead”   This is a dare, not permission. DON’T DO IT!

“Loud sigh”    This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A long sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time on you.

“That’s okay”    This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

“Thanks”   It means thanks. Do not question it. Just say, “You’re welcome”.

“Whatever”   It means f@%k you.

Things to do after dinner at home

The course of the dinner will determine the course of the evening, but here are some things to cover some gaps when you need to cover gaps.

1. Taste different chocolates or wines
2. Play 20 questions
3. Listen to an old radio show or audio book
4. Play Truth or dare
5. Listen to your favorite music
6. Give a massage
7. Kissing
8. Watch an old B&W TV show.

When it’s time to share personal stuff…

You will know when it’s time to share information, and here is a list to get you started, or to drop in a hat and each pick one (or a few) out to share.

1. When was the first time you kissed someone and what was it like?
2. Have you ever had any brushes with death?
3. What is the weirdest thing about you or what are your biggest quirks?
4. Where would you like to travel and why?
5. If you could live in any spot, where would it be and why?
6. What is the craziest thing you’ve done or would like to do?
7. What is the most frightened you’ve ever been and why?
8. Do you believe in ghosts and have you ever seen one?
9. Do you have any regrets and what is your biggest one?
10. What accomplishments are you most proud of?
11. Who is your favorite relative and why? (grandparent, aunt, uncle, cousin – no parents or siblings)
12. What was your favorite pet and why?
13. What was your favorite sports moment?
14. What’s the best concert you’ve ever seen and why?
15. Who has been the most influential person in your life and why?
16. What is your favorite meal and why?
17. What is your favorite movie and why?
18. What instrument would you like to learn how to play and why?
19. What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?
20. What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?
21. Which story do your relatives always tell about you when they get together?
22. What is the funniest moment of your life?
23. What is your favorite vehicle ever and why? (bike, trike, wagon, car, motorcycle, big wheel, skateboard, scooter)